Monday, March 09, 2020

Morning Papers

The Rooster

"Okeydoke"

Donald “Kompromat” Trump’s advice to our senior citizens to fly and travel will cause them illness and quite possibly death. Listen to Pope Francis. The Pope has excellent advisors and covets the health of people of all nations and religions. Pope Francis loves people, not their money. People give to the Catholic Church because it cares for them. I swear, Trump loves to cause people misery because it makes him feel powerful. Don’t listen to Donald “Grim Reaper” Trump.