Ivanka, “Daddy, what are you doing with those papers?”
Trump, “Making friends.”
Ivanka, “What do you mean making friends?”
Trump, “Well, I have to get these guys, Putin and Xi and the fellow from the Philippines to trust me. The best way I know how to do that is make their national security better by telling them the names and identity of their own people spilling their guts to US intelligence.”
Ivanka, “Oh. I suppose that makes sense.”
