Iraqi forces should take the keys out of the ignition when they take a break from war.

Iraqi security forces rest on a sidewalk following clashes with jihadists on Sept. 19 in Ramadi, the provincial capital of the western province of Anbar and the birthplace of al-Qaeda in Iraq. (Azhar Shallal/AFP/Getty Images)

Five vehicles, five drivers; where is everyone else?

Oh, wait, I forgot they are awaiting for American "Boots on the Ground," right? I don't think so.

I just checked my ballot and there was nothing there about Iraqi statehood.

Besides Congress is on vacation.