"I am cow" by Arrogant Worms (click here for official website - thank you)

I am cow hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's 
made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!

I am cow, eating grass
methane gas comes out my ass
and out my muzzle when I belch
o the ozone layer is thinner 
from the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas

I am cow, here I stand 
far and wide upon this land
and I am living everywhere
from B.C. to Newfoundland 
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!