Thursday, July 14, 2011

"You know, speaking of hell, I was talking on my iPhone today. The new one that can't be hacked by Murdoch."

"So, I was talking to my girlfirend, she asked me to be in her wedding.  I asked her where the wedding was going to be held.  She said, Hell, Michigan and then we are going to Intercourse, North Carolina to tour Climax.  She said if we are married in hell everything has to be better from there."

What do you mean you didn't like that one.  It is some of my best stuff.