Homeland Security (Click On)

NORAD Tracks Santa.

Is Santa considered a citizen?

Is tracking Santa an invasion of privacy?

Is Santa in violation of the Patriot Act?

What do we do if Santa ends up being a detainee?

Where is the ACLU when you need them?

It's Saturday Night

"Cool Yule" by Louis Armstrong

From Coney Island to The Sunset Strip
Somebody's gonna make a happy trip
T onight, while the moon is bright

He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys
To give the groanies of the boys and girls
So dig, Santa comes on big

He'll come a callin' when the snows the most
When all you cats are sleepin' warm as toast
And you gonna flip when Old Saint Nick
Takes a lick on the peppernint stick

He'll come a flyin' from a higher place
And fill the stocking by the fire place
So you'll, have a yule that's cool-

Instrumental Jazz Break

Yeah, from Coney Island to The Sunset Strip
Somebody's gonna make a happy trip
Tonight, while the moon is bright

He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys
To give the groanies of the boys and girls
So dig, Santa comes on big

He'll come a callin' when the snows the most
When all you cats are sleepin' warm as toast
And you gonna flip when the Old Saint Nick
Takes a lick on the peppernint stick

He'll come a flyin' from a higher place
And fill the stocking by the fire place
So you'll, have a yule that's cool

Have a yule that's cool
Yeah, cool yule