Am I supposed to admire or pity the bald Britney Spears?
Maybe I'm only supposed to admire the Britney Spears Pat Robertson approves of.
Am I supposed to admire the pregnant Britney Spears?
Am I supposed to admire the gorgeous Britney Spears?
Should I admire the 'wired' British Head of the Spear? Oh, I meant to say Britney Spears?