
Am I supposed to admire or pity the bald Britney Spears?

Maybe I'm only supposed to admire the Britney Spears Pat Robertson approves of.

Am I supposed to admire the pregnant Britney Spears?

Am I supposed to admire the gorgeous Britney Spears?

Should I admire the 'wired' British Head of the Spear? Oh, I meant to say Britney Spears?