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l. Write a pardon for Scooter
2. Give myself a raise
3. Sign a Presidential Order to shred all documents of the Energy Committee of 2001
4. Make my daughter's political positions permanent
5. Order my office and the Map Room as a 'no go' zone for George and Laura's dogs
6. Order better targeting of Russia for the nuclear weapons task force
7. Write a memo to Musharraf offering mo' money for Osama bin Laden dead or alive so we can have a Republican spectacular before the next elections.
8. Order Social Security audited
9. Order the abolishment of the Surgeon General's cabinet position
10. Order an inventory of Kurdish oil assets before they go to war with Turkey
