The other clown in this circus is my sister, Judith Schmitinger. She works as a quasi-judge in a traffic division of the North Carolina Justice Department.
Judith is the fair haired child that has never done anything wrong either legally or morally.
She had a DUI, but, who would notice that? And so what if she was three months pregnant at her wedding, it's seems so irrelivant in realizing how perfect she is. Neither Patricia, the second daughter or I the first ever had issues with Drinking while under the influence or pregnancy before marriage. We are so flawed compared to the perfect child Judith is, we pale in comparison.
Getting the feeling this is only slightly dsyfunctional?
Ah, yeah.